学进去

Bob is a six-year-old boy and he is old enough to go to school. On the first day, his teacher teaches him three words (词), “I, you, he”. Then the teacher says, “I am your teacher. You are my student. He is your classmate.” When school is over, Bob goes home. His father asks him, “What does your teacher teach you today?” Bob says with a smile (微笑), “Listen, Mum and Dad. I am your teacher. You are my student. He is your classmate.” His mother says, “No, dear. You’re wrong.” Then she says, “I am your mother. You’re my son (儿子). He’s your father.”

The next day, Bob’s teacher asks Bob to make sentences with (用……造句) “I, you and he”. Bob stands up and says, “I am your teacher. You are my son.” And he points at the other boy student and says, “He is your classmate.” All the students in Bob’s class have a good laugh.